Especially as this all took place just weeks after Kanye – oops, I mean Ye – declared in interviews and performances that he wanted to get back with his ex, Kim K.
“God saved me from the crash / Just so I could beat Pete Davidson’s ass,” he raps in a new single, ‘Eazy’.
Everyone simply needs to do less.
No one needs to see a photo of
Kanye standing over his new girlfriend, who is lying on the table like a literal meal. Everything I know about Machine Gun Kelly I have learned against my will. I never want to see another celebrity tongue ever again.
I’m absolutely certain that celebrity culture has always been contrived, but they’ve never been so in our faces about it before.
There’s no pedestal here. They’re trying too hard.
It’s eyebrow raising, cringe and it… doesn’t elicit any jealousy at all (except for the fact that this pivot is clearly lining their pockets very well.)
No, the pandemic didn’t kill celebrities. It just made them really embarrassing.
Chelsea McLaughlin is Mamamia’s Senior Entertainment Writer. For more pop culture takes, sarcasm and… cat content, you can follow her on Instagram.
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