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 February 7

by Carolina

Sunny Deol: Who exactly is this Rihanna to speak about India’s farmers and farm protests? When it comes to farm issues, the only artiste-protester I know is Deep Sidhu. By the way, where is he now?

Akshay Kumar: Jai Jawan Jai Kisan is the title of my next movie. Be desi, think desi but get a Canadian passport. I must make sure I do not attend any Rihanna concerts in Canada.

Saina Nehwal: Akshay dada, wonderful thought! I am tweeting exactly the same in the same words. Thanks so much.

Sachin Tendulkar: Just because I didn’t speak in the Rajya Sabha for six years, does not mean I can’t speak on public issues. Careful now Rihanna, the master blaster is here.

Lata Mangeshkar: Kitni besuri awaaz hai Rihanna ki. Before she tweets without thinking, she must first learn how to sing aye mere vatan ke logon.

Virat Kohli: Rihanna should know that in our team meetings we have discussed farmers’ issues. Since many of our cricketers come from small towns they could be brand ambassadors for a range of agricultural products. We have so much to learn from our farmers.

JP Nadda: We want a Rihanna mukt Bharat. Just because Rihanna has 100 million Twitter followers, does she think she can speak on farm issues? I want to make it clear: We have 303 MPs.

Former Bihar DGP Gupteshwar Pandey: First Rhea Chakraborty, now Rihanna. Aukat kya hai?

Babul Supriyo: Mere saamne wali khidki mein, yeh kaun Rihanna rehti hai? I am challenging her to an antakshari competition: If I can take on the Bengali Didi, then who is this American didi?

Kangana Ranaut: Why is Shiv Sena silent on Rihanna? There is no doubt that Rihanna is an anti-national agent and must be sent to Pakistan.

Shabana Azmi: Please remember, long before Rihanna there was Shabana. Let’s not get confused about who was the original, trailblazing, anti-establishment heroine.

Zeenat Aman: Darlings, just who is Rihanna? Doesn’t anybody remember Zeenie baby anymore?

Ramdas Athawale: Sahi kaha, Zeenatji, kaun hai yeh Rihanna? When I said ‘Go Corona go’, India became almost free of Covid. Now I say ‘Go Rihanna go’.

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Original posted at timesofindia.indiatimes.com

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