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 October 19

by Carolina

Billy Connolly once said that the desire to be a politician should bar you for life from becoming one. Never have those words rung more true.

Our “leaders” (sorry, can’t keep a straight face while typing that) have shown they have all the capability of a parping, collapsing clown car. The prime minister is being ridiculed on the world stage for having a shorter expected shelf life than an iceberg lettuce (which can last for up to three weeks if kept in the bottom salad drawer). El País in Spain sniggers that the government is “determined to turn Britain into Little Britain”. Penny Mordaunt tells the nation that “the prime minister is not under a desk”, thus guaranteeing, via the pink elephant paradox, that

Original posted at www.thetimes.co.uk

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