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 November 12

by Carolina

Not for the first time do we need to say thank goodness for Cardi B. She’s out here offering man-on-the-street reporting re: other celebrities. What are they like? What’s it like to be around them? Are they like us? Or are they more like stars? Do they breath rarified air? How do they remain so beautiful all the time? Do they eat better, more advanced food? Do they slather themselves in better, more advanced products? 

She hung out with Halle Berry for Netflix social segment 5 Rounds and has this report for us, via Twitter: “Sooo guys I can’t believe I met Halle Berry…and let me tell you this tea, her skin is so soft…I wanted to bite her shoulder.” So yes, celebrities must both have better, more advanced products, considering how soft Berry’s skin must be. And, sure, they eat better, more advanced food (Halle Berry herself, I think, if I’m following this thing all the way to the end).

Cardi’s Twitter image, you’ll notice is Gossip Girl and You actor Penn Badgley. And if you have a look over on Badgley’s Twitter, his avatar is Cardi. They recently realized that the other knew all about them. So Cardi revealed that stars get star-struck, too. And then there’s Robert Pattinson who appeared for a couple seconds in a video with her while she screamed. She said he made er feel “like a teen.” I don’t know what this reveals about famous man Robert Pattinson that we don’t already know, but I enjoyed the interaction regardless! Cardi B, a celebrity that humanizes celebrity. The stars, they’re just like us and if they’re not Cardi will tell us. 

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