*Checks notes* *adjusts glasses* Let’s just dive right in.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly got engaged — a huge win for vampires and goths alike.
Meanwhile, a terrible loss for hot people — Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet have split after 16 years together.
By contrast, it looks like the very public feud between Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn may be cooling off for now.
New trailer drop alert! Netflix’s Inventing Anna looks deliciously wicked.
In some more celeb ex-couple news, Anna Marie Tendler opened up about her divorce from John Mulaney for the first time.
Leonardo DiCaprio forced Jonah Hill to watch The Mandalorian with him, but he did NOT make his girlfriend sit through all of the Star Wars movies as he ran around with a lightsaber.
Emily in Paris was renewed for another two seasons (yes, that happened this week, not three years ago, if you can believe it). Lily Collins was thrilled. The city of Paris, however, maybe not so much.
We all scream for Scream! (Sorry.)
Tom Holland Euphoria cameo? It’s more likely than you think.
Shadow and Bone came through with some cast announcements, and praise be for that!
That’s it for this week. LMK in the comments if there’s any major pop culture happenings I missed!
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